2- Going to bed at 8:30pm on a Friday night because nothing good was on TV (and I would have been too tired to watch it anyway).
3- Using the songs in Mary Poppins as a reward to the 3-year old after she poops in the potty (after pooping on the floor IN FRONT of the potty first).
4- Going to the Lagoon amusement park and standing in line- and then squeezing my butt into the children's swing ride (and holding my feet up in the air as the ride twirls around to avoid 
losing a toe, and then realizing I am the only male on this particular ride over the age of 4).
losing a toe, and then realizing I am the only male on this particular ride over the age of 4).5- Yelling to my wife that the 1 year old daughter has pooped three times in one hour- and then looking down while holding her to find she has just peed all over me and the floor- and is quite pleased with herself about it.
6- Telling my 3-year old while reading the children's Book of Mormon "Tree of Life" story that the fruit was so white and sweet because it was filled with vanilla ice cream- and that little girls who go poop in the potty can eat this yummy fruit.
3 comments:
OH MY GOSH!!! these stories are HILARIOUS!!! millie has some serious poop issues
I'm laughing and crying over here. I thought my three-year-old was bad about poops, but I didn't want to share my shame with everyone on my blog. I think I will now. It may help other parents feel better!
What can I say, but that justice finally comes to all who potty train...you're being paid back for all the wicked deeds you ever did.
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