So our NYC 2014 is happening this upcoming June. Your deposit (to Thomas Travel) is due by Halloween. We just got our flight on JetBlue leaving on a red-eye flight on Monday, June 16th arriving at JFK at the nice, early hour of 6am. Jackie and I want you to come (until we reach 40 people. Then Jackie doesn't want you. But I do). Here's a sneak peek at our Friday, June 20th show, Big Fish based on the great Tim Burton movie.
Monday, September 30, 2013
Thursday, September 5, 2013
I Have A Sickness
In honor of turning 38 tomorrow, I'm going to confess something. I've had this problem for a long time. Jackie is aware of it... and I'm sure even our girls know that I have a problem with this as well.
It's this store:
I cannot physically stop myself from going in and purchasing something.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I am not the target customer for this store. I don't even pretend anymore to be shopping for Jackie or presents. It's all for me, me, me.
You send me coupons in the mail? Well alrighty! Off I go to get Aruba Coconut Body Wash and may as well throw in a hand soap because they SMELL SO FREAKIN GOOD!!
What time is it? It's Autumn! Time to change over all the scents in the house to autumn flavors. It is no good to have a Peach Summer scent in the bedroom when it is after Labor Day... everyone knows it's time for Apples! And Pumpkin Spice! And Toasted Marshmallow! For my body, hands and floating in the air all around me.
Who needs testicles when I can have Cranberry Apple Cobbler Hand Sanitizer!
Jackie knows of my problem... she just requests nothing floral that will make us sneeze.
So when I'm 90, in full dementia, just remember to sponge bath me with Mediterranean Citrus Body Soap and I will die a happy man.
It's this store:
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I am not the target customer for this store. I don't even pretend anymore to be shopping for Jackie or presents. It's all for me, me, me.
You send me coupons in the mail? Well alrighty! Off I go to get Aruba Coconut Body Wash and may as well throw in a hand soap because they SMELL SO FREAKIN GOOD!!
What time is it? It's Autumn! Time to change over all the scents in the house to autumn flavors. It is no good to have a Peach Summer scent in the bedroom when it is after Labor Day... everyone knows it's time for Apples! And Pumpkin Spice! And Toasted Marshmallow! For my body, hands and floating in the air all around me.
Who needs testicles when I can have Cranberry Apple Cobbler Hand Sanitizer!
Jackie knows of my problem... she just requests nothing floral that will make us sneeze.
So when I'm 90, in full dementia, just remember to sponge bath me with Mediterranean Citrus Body Soap and I will die a happy man.
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